Proceed with caution

Not a warning — more like a friendly heads-up.

The bearer of this T-shirt may exhibit a questionable sense of humor, including but not limited to jokes that make no sense, go too far, or both.

During social gatherings, mild euphoria may occur — often followed by spontaneous storytelling, laughter at inappropriate moments, or dancing without clear rhythm.

If the bearer passes the age verification test, they may be served moderate quantities of alcohol. This could amplify all of the above. Anything beyond “moderate” is entirely at your own risk.

Side effects may include raised eyebrows, new friends, and occasional confusion.

Engage at your own delight.

Soft, high-quality cotton and classic fit — comfortable enough for chaos, refined enough for recovery.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
- Tubular, seamless body reduces fabric waste and creates a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed details (sleeves and inner neck where applicable) for sharp, durable print
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean