Once you go black ... your soul follows

These are not just black t-shirts.
These are emotional support garments for people who’ve seen the abyss — and nodded politely.

Perfect for:

  • Standing in the corner at parties (on purpose)

  • Overthinking simple texts

  • Looking deep without saying anything

  • Dressing for your own funeral (just in case)

Made with 100% soft cotton and 0% willingness to engage, these tees are wearable voids — ideal for absorbing light, compliments, and unsolicited advice.

Black goes with everything — existential dread, caffeine addiction, and that one secret you’ll never tell anyone.

Go ahead, disappear into comfort. You’ve earned it.